Martin Scorsese (PG-13) Lyrics

This one's called "Martin Scorsese."

He makes the best films! He makes the best films! If I ever meet him, I'm gonna grab his neck and just shake him and say, "Thank you! Thank you for making such excellent movies!" Then I'd twist his nose all the way around and rip off one of his ears and throw it, like a, like a, like a Frisbee! I wanna chew his lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face, and say "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for all of your films!" Then I'd pick him up by the hair, swing him over my head a few times, and throw him across the room, and kick all his teeth in, and then stomp on his face forty or fifty times, 'cause he makes the best films! He makes the best films I've ever seen in my life! I love him! I love him!