Masterpiece Theatre Lyrics

And so the story unfolds,
Harry considers his future as a wizard.
With the help of his newfound godfather, Sirius Black,
Harry prepares himself for the upcoming triwizard tournament.
Meanwhile, Cedric Diggory crosses paths with he who must not be named and gets wormtailed.
And all of hogwarts laments.
This book is so awesome.

(Thanks to Jessica for these lyrics)