Meathook Up My Rectum Lyrics

The meathook of Randall Terry
Plowed up my rectum
Agh!
The snout of Jesse Helms
Fouling everything I read
Agh!

Gored by the PMRC
Parental advisory
Clean white songs for mommy
Or you're banned in the U.S.A.

Agh!
Such a pain in the ass
A big fist of cement
With Joe McCarthy's name attached
A lair of white bread worms
Gnaws my spine

Is that a cattle prod in your pocket
Or are you just glad to see me?
Agh!
Desires tied in knots of pain
Tighter, tighter, going insane
Agh!

Afraid to think
Afraid to screw
I hear batwings in our bedroom
Voila! There they are-
Bloodsuckers for decency

Vampires on the take
World's fattest rattlesnakes
Moving closer to the kill
Where have I seen those eyes?

I hate their God
And it hates me
A cop up in heaven
Raining Holy-Roller hell on earth

One by one fish hooks creep in
Five year mission to get under your skin
Wrap around your brain and stem
Pull your soul apart from within

Inside
Inside

They bite my mind
Bite my mind
Bite my mind
Bite my mind

Out of the closet
Into the fire
Zero tolerance for life
Will I ever feel free
To be free...?