Mickey -- The Mumbling Midget Lyrics

Mickey the mumbling midget
was ten years old today
Mickey the mumbling midget
somehow ran away
Mickey the mumbling midget
was not in his cage
Mickey the mumbling midget
soon would need a shave
Lassie looked at something shapeless lying on the lawn
Scratching at some scabby sores and stretching as it yawned
It seemed to be uneasy as it looked up at the moon
She sensed the tension in the air and smelled a sweet baboon.
Pungent was the warm aroma drifting in the air
She hoped that he would smell her heat and lick her silken hair.
Run Mickey run
Run Lassie