Mickey Avalon Lyrics

Mickey Avalon stripping your dad and mom
Ripping up the carpet you'll be sad when im gone
Long and crooked you have to book it in advance
Thongs get took en when im lookin in your ass
So pass the astroglide to Dr. Slide
Sadomasochistic time when i arrive
Live on VHS or Beta-max
Fade to black after i spray your ass crack
Yo lick the jizz off the tip of my dick
Then push your fist pass your clit up to your wrist
Pinch your nipples and twist your pussy lips
Check out my flick, fully equiped
I rip'a stripper in half with the size of my shaft
And try not to laugh when she cries out for dad
Used to bruise her while she lyed in the bath
now shes a drug abuser buying crack on the ave
I grab a slut and lather her up stabbin the gut while im jabbin the cunt
in'a log cabin you'll be havin my nuts placed on your chin with two fingers in ya butt
so cut the small talk and crawl to the cock
theyre all shocked at my balls out my jock strap
honeys flock to this any pay money for the dick
playboy bunnies wanna star in my flicks
but its all fun and games till someone gets hurt
i found god underneath a short skirt
and judge a woman's worth through her wet t shirt
when i stretch these skins they say mickey that hurts
like giving birth to some Siamese twins
and when im through with you, you'll find me with your friends