Military Man Lyrics

Military man goes to war in the sand,
And he goes "Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!"
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say "Ooooh no! Ooooh no"
He don't know where to stand in the chain of command,
Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan,
Ahhhh ahhhhhh,

Military man gets his meat from a can,
And he say "Alright! Alright!"
He his a driver of a weapon van,
And he goes "Ahhhhh ahhhhh!"
He's got only one plan and there's blood on the sand,
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man,
Wahahahhah Woooooah,

[note: not quite clear about some of the elements in this stanza, feel free to edit]
There's no caracao in his mai tai,
He's like to play a little game of nasdooshi level dooshi die
Dooshi die, dooshi die, dooshi die, (?)
Ahhhhhhh

Military man play a freedom jam,
And he say "Ooh yeah, oooh yeah!"
Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan,
"Alright, alright"

He gonna give you a napalm tan,
If sees you reading the Quran,
Military man,