Misadventures of the Campaign Kids Lyrics

If we turned our reactors to the sun,
Their plan would come undone,
The world would be reformed,
The legislation simply needs a push along.

We anticipate reactions to our points,
Before the guns are drawn,
That's preemption of our own.
We'll win their hearts by simply being more informed.

We're stuck in hotels,
Watching towel girls go by
I'm stumped by your words
You laughed as one caught my eye (I've never been without my weaknesses).

The Patriot's protecting all our sons,
Getting evildoers done,
Tony Danza's on the run,
He and Mona made the list as fall begun.

Then spring right into action, up at dawn,
We'll see that winning can be fun,
We cannot rid them of their guns,
It's through diplomacy that real change will come.

We're stuck in hotels,
Watching cards pass us by,
We've worn out the deck
I took your queen without trying (War can be a game, you see)

We're stuck in the West,
Watching cowgirls go by,
The night moseys in,
The Gallup's not on your mind.

I wish I believed that one man makes meaningful change,
But it's you that's got me stuck on this campaign.