Modern Day Pirates Lyrics

She's been going nowhere for the best years of her life.
And she's never gonna settle down again.

I know that sometimes life can move slowly.
She's shipshape,
And bristol fashion.
That girl is my captain.
And if she left me,
I'd never party again.

Looks like we've got some enemies.
Must be some kind of mutiny.
Kids don't need romance these days.