Mojo Nixon Lyrics

Oh, baby here we go

My tv is watchin' me
My tv is watchin' me
L. Ron Hubbard is messin' with me
The bats are flying
baby can't you see?
The CBSI is watchin' me
I need my (?)
baby can't you see?

My tv is watchin' me
My tv is watchin' me
You know, the Solar Flex ain't nothing but a very expensive hat rack, baby!
My goal in life is to be pickin' my nose on TV cuz
my tv is watchin' me
I can't find my remote
I can't find my remote
I don't know where to goes

My tv is watchin' me
I see Michale Jackson
and Lisa Marie
Malcolm X is a hat
Martin Luther King is a street
My tv is watchin' me

I was in Branson Missouri
and I was hooked on Phonics
My names Carbunkle Jones
and I'm supersonic!
I see the 1,2,3 faces of Bob
I see the 1,2,3 faces of Bob
Bob and the replacements
Bob the (surf?) genius
Bob
Bob on (?) is lookin' at me

Yeah everybody say
my tv is watchin' me
my tv is watchin' me
I got latter day Saints
messin with me
knockin on my door
won't let me be

my tv is watchin' me
The outcast will be hard
you gotta' speak the truth
make the weak and the greedy crap in their pants
make the weak and the greedy crap in their pants

my tv is watchin' me
bring me my lithium
bring me my lithium
my tv is watchin' me
my tv is watchin' me
my tv is watchin' me

Take your eyes off of me man!
take your eyes of of me!