Mommy, Why Can't I Dance? Lyrics

When I was young, I used to listen to music. Every night, and every day, my mom would say, "What the fuck? Why are you lisetning to music you little mother fucker!? You should be doing your homework like a little good boy pulling a 4.0 and getting 1600 on your SAT's and going to Harvard. And becoming a lawyer and being able to buy and sell the president like he was last week's shit." And I said: "Mommie, why can't I dance? Mommie, why can't I dance and listen to music while I dance cuz I dance while I listen to music and it works for me. I don't want to do my homework, I just wanna dance." I just wanna dance. "Mommie, why can't I dance?" I used to say. And she'd say, "Fuck you you little bitch! Do your homework! Right now!" And I say, "No! I can't do my homework I'm failing! I'm failing everything! I'm failing math and I'm failing science, and I'm failing history because I hate George Washington! You know why?" Mommie, why can't I dance tonight? George Washington danced with Abraham Lincoln when they had sex at the memorial. Corpse necrophilia! Why can't I dance tonight? Why can't I dance? Dance, dance, diggy-diggy, dance, dance, dance diggah! Oom-boom-boom-b'doo-b'doo-doo! Dance, dance, dance! Momma, why can't I dance? Momma? Momma? Momma? Momma? Momma? Mommie? Wh-Why can't I dance mommie? Why can't I dance? You let daddy dance... You let daddy dance!! You let little Timmy dance, you even let Jessica dance! What the FUCK?! Why can't I dance?! You fuckin' BITCH! Get outta my life!!! And I failed school, and I failed college, and I didn't become a lawyer, and I wasn't rich! And I became homeless and I lived off the street and I even got a mental disability and I lived off of cripple checks because I had polio... but at least I could dance. Mommie, why can't I dance for you? Nobody lets me dance anymore, because I've got polio. So I can just wave my arms and shake my chin... unless I get fat and have multiples of them. Mommie, why can't I dance tonight? Mommie, why can't I dance tonight? Washington fucked Lincoln at the memorial, they had gay sex! Why can't I dance? History is lame and so is math and so is science and chemistry which is science also a math, I fuckin' hate you. Why can't I dance, mommie? You're such a fuckin' bitch. I turned out to be a homeless man with polio. *Clap clap clap clap*