Monster (in My Pants) Lyrics

Monster (in my pants) there's a monster in my pants and it does a nasty dance when it moves in and out everybody starts to shout monster AHHH! monster ahhh.. get out of here monster! monster! monster! get out of here monster! there's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance when it sees the light of day you can hear the people say oh no a monster! oh no a monster! oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster monster! monster! oh no a giant monster! Shut the window bolt the door don't wanna see that monster no more Shut the window bolt the door don't wanna see that monster no more there's a monster in my pants and it does a modern dance when it comes into a room people hit it with a broom take that, monster! take that, monster! take it! take it! take that you awful thing! take that AAAAH! take that aaaah... take that you naughty thing they don't wear pants on the other side of France but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast monster! monster! oh gee a pregnant monster! there's a monster on the run and it wants to have some fun when it flies into the air all the people stop and stare the guys give a yell (uuuuh!) and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!) when they see it's giant claws and it's razor sharp beak guy: gosh will you look at that thang! girl: and I thought dinosaurs were extinct! (brüllen und schreien)