MR. STRANGEWAYS Lyrics

Mr. Strangeways walks down the road On his way to work Though he's dressed in crazy clothes He hasn't gone berserk You see, Mr. Strangeways is a funny little man He's not like you and me He runs a little curio shop With his wife named, Emily His customers are just as strange They've come to purchase dreams They come and go, day in, day out Endless as it seems You see, Mr. Strangeways is a funny little man He knows it all, you see He'll fix you up with what-ta you want Too bad it's make-believe! Mr. Strangeways, strange Mr. Strangeways Ah, ahh, ahhh Thought I'd take a walk down there 'Cause I've a broken heart I told him all about little you He said, "let's make a start" Mr. Strangeways, sell me a dream Mr. Strangeways, any old thing Mr. Strangeways, make me feel bright Mr. Strangeways.