My Daddy Got Me High Lyrics

Once upon a time, I started smoking crack at age thirty
My daddy started me on it
I got my kicks doing drugs
Here's what I have to say:

My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high

My daddy enjoys smoking crack
He had a good time at it
He used the paraphenelia pipe to smoke his mind into orbit
That's what he has done

My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high

When the police pulled up, my daddy was doomed
He was arrested and taken to jail
He was charged with possession of a controlled substance
He was an asshole and a loser

My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high

Taco Bell, make a run for the border