"my Dad's Name Is Ronald" Lyrics

When I was young I craved a hamburger

My mom said, "Son let's head to the car!"

We were low on gas so I ditched her ass

I needed my nuggets in 5 seconds flat

Past the desert and past the ocean

I'd travel for miles just to get there

Finally there with a smile everywhere



Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far

we need a bright smile and we get a toy car

I need Mcdonalds now

Chicken mcnuggets and supersized fries

if i can't get there you know that I cry



Mcdonalds has ronald and grimis too

The big purple dude with size 60 shoes

And who's the wise one who stole all our food

I think that they call him the hambugler dude

And how bout that chicken I can't remember her name

She wore a pilot hat do ya know what I mean

And who's the father of those chicken mcnuggets



Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far

we need a bright smile and we get a toy car

I need Mcdonalds now

Chicken mcnuggets and supersized fries

if i can't get there you know that I cry



Why get a burger from burger king?

The employes there they don't even sing

and how bout that wendy's man named dave thomas

i wouldn't trust him with my food

And how bout that taco? that taco bell dog

we'll cut off it's head and tie it to the hood of my car

there is just one place left for me



Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far

It might clog our arteries but for now it's just fine

Micky D's say you'll be mine

Sometimes i wish mcdonalds grew on trees

the best place on earth where the smiles are for free



We love to see you smile.