My Neck, My Back Lyrics

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check
I'm a gonna buy you lobster food
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head
I'm a gonna be laid up for good

My neck, my back
My neck and my back hurt
I had another accident
Someone tell the management

I'll be in my kiddie pool
Recovering, I'll get my tools
Another time if my spine ever realigns

My neck, my back, my neck and my back
And I never will recover and I never will recover and I never will recover and I never will recover yeah!

Compassionate society
Has a whole variety
Of safety nets and benefits
For anyone that's ever been a victim of negligence
Stress, fatigue or recklessness
Offer me a sentiment
Just offer me a sentiment

Cuz I gotta stay at home
My neck and back is nearly broke
I kind of won the lottery
I'll take what they are offering
Vicodine and Ambien
And watch a lot of television