My Wife & 2 Dogs Lyrics

One half loves me, the other half is my enemy
One half thinks I'm an angel, the other thinks I’m demonic
My money stretchin' like human centipede
I go make a deposit like almost every week
Change of Scenery II's comin’ out really cool
This shit probably gonna buy me a swimmin' pool
Low ball all of these people who want our catalogue
We're too focused, I really don't need your Adderall

I know, yeah, I know how you feel
You feel kinda defeated
You're not alone, yeah, I know that it's tough
To get outta your feelings

So (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two—

We go together like fighters in leather like Rocky
Let’s go to Tokyo, try all the sushi and saki
Let’s make a movie with Wes Anderson directin' it
You play you ’cause you're perfected
I'll try me, but don't expect it
I don’t check my social media every week
I love myself too much to see the shit you tweet
Why does everything gotta be so damn serious?
I think you need to gain some more life experience

I know, yeah, I know how you feel
You feel kinda defeated (Ah-ooh)
You're not alone, yeah, I know that it's tough
To get outta your feelings (Ah-ooh)

So (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two—
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two dogs