New Dead Boyfriend Lyrics

I've got a plan to rid you of
the new object of your love
I'll give him more when he's had enough
I don't know what you see in him
That light bulb's awfully dim
Twelve thousand volts should do the trick

I want to kill your new boyfriend
I want to find him in your bed
Snuffing out your new boyfriend
then I'll feel better when he is dead

I heard about the tragedy
How's the victim's family?
Are those ill-thoughts intended for me?
I guess I had cause to hate him so
But why you blame me, I just don't know
Made sure it was painful and slow

I had to kill your new boyfriend
I had to find him in your bed
Sorry about your new boyfriend
but I feel better now that he's dead

Everybody says I'm gone, that is, my mind, I mean, I know
Everybody tells me so
Everybody says I'm wrong for this, the problem is I don't
really even care at all