No Matter How Hard You Try Lyrics

"Pass me the rum" he said
What's the worst that could happen?
The night is young, this is just the start
The signs were there when he was getting way too excited
"OH MY GOD! I JUST SAW DAVE'S CAR!"

Dude, you can't fly
No matter how fucking hard you try
Don't start to cry
We're all just thankful that you're alive