No One Ever Told Me Lyrics

no one ever taught me how
to watch a television
like a baby i knew my candy
no one ever caught me
when i learned to ride a bicycle
and like the pavement embraced my skin
no one ever warned me
about that television
now i'm brain-dead at
twenty seven
no one ever mended my
lumps and bruises
and now it's hard to breath
with a broken nose