No Work Lyrics

Woke up this morning feeling excellent, picked up the telephone
Dialed the number of my equal opportunity employer to inform him I will not be in to work today. “Are you feeling sick?” the boss asked me. “No sir,” I replied, “I am feeling too good to report to work today."

Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well I'ma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today
Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well I'ma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today

Woke up right side of the bed
But today I ain't think about bread
You got bills, rent, gotta get fеd
So what was you thinking instead?
See how nice it sounded
Can't wait to stay in thе house
[?] not gonna clock in, stop in
[?] about
So when I call in, that's a warning
Warning you to find someone to hold me down
Didn't mean to hold you out
[?]
I'ma be up til the sun come down

Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well I'ma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today

Too real
No work
Just chill
How I feel