Norbert Will Eat You! Lyrics

Well, look at him hatch out of his little egg.
Isn't he adorable?
He's thin as a rail and he waggles his tail,
Isn't he adorable?

But, soon, when he grows, he will burn down your home,
It will be terrible!
Just wait 'til he flies over your countryside.

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The problem with a dragon, when he grows up...
He will eat you!

The scales on his head and his eyes are all red,
Isn't he adorable?

But, right before your eyes, he will stab you with his spikes,
It will be terrible!

(Chorus)

The problem with a dragon, when he grows up...
He will eat you!

The Norwegian Ridgeback Terror!
The Norwegian Ridgeback Terror!
The Norwegian Ridgeback Terror!
The Norwegian Ridgeback Terror!