Nostril Tampon Lyrics

Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up.
Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn't grow?

Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.

There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
and this thing on my front just disguises
my mothers insecurities.
Young girls makes her feel old.