Not Afraid (Eminem parody) Lyrics

I could try to play the guitar like a rock star when I'm mad,
And I will piss you off when I crank the volume on my amps,
And ain't no way you'll ever find me with the flower pot,
Though I gotta admit, I love tater tots,

Be afraid of my wings, and my flowing white hair,
Give you a scare in your dreams,
Drinkin' fog juice to give me a boost,
Let's play a round of football,
Trip you and make you fall,
Push you up on the wall,
And then make you kiss a doll,

And then every fairy has to give himself a treat,
So I gotta go to the bathroom and proceed to brush my teeth,
Now it's time for me to get my keyboard out and press delete

Delete, delete,
Get rid of everyone then tweet it out,
To my followers,
Each time it occurs,
Look at my scary face before I spray you with mace

Okay, forget this, I've got the urge,
To be a bully and take over the universe (I'm not afraid)

I'm nah fay,
'Cause I'm a fairy,
And I'm real scary,
I never ever cry,
I terrify,
When I'm outside,
I like to fly

I frighten children, just for fun,
Holla' if you would like my brand new shiny gun