Number One Lyrics

I'm no Norma Desmond though I live for the applauseI know fame is as ymptom of a far greater causeOh rock n roll is tragedy 'cause all the gals get oldYou weep into the mirror 'cause the record never soldIf you loved me I'd be Number OneYeah, If you loved me I'd never come undoneYeah, If you loved me I'd be Madonna richYeah, If you loved me I'd be one lucky bitchIf you loved me, you really love me yeahI don't really care about the frailty of fameI laugh at my reflection even when I play the gameOh rock n roll illusion temporary master planYou scrutinize the picture but do you ever see the manBut if you loved me I'd be Number OneYeah, If you loved me I'd never ever come undoneYeah, If you loved me I'd be Madonna richYeah, If you loved me I'd be one lucky bitchIf you loved me, you really love me yeahHe's too damaged you're too needyTurn your back and call his bluff... love and greedyLonliness is not enoughNot enoughNot enoughBut I need that stuff, yeah!But if you loved me I'd be Number OneIf you loved me I'd be Elvis when he was youngYeah, If you loved me I'd dance like Fred AstaireYeah, If you loved me I wouldn't even careAbout the lawyers and the taxman and the boys from my pastAre the rumours really true? Well, I thought you'd never ask!Are you taking me to bed?, Are we dancing in the rain?If I really feel your hurt I won't ever call again