Number Two Lyrics

Nice girls know not to straddle a horse
Nice girls don't soak the saddle
(Now) playing her is that Jackie's role is not (pile on)
St. peter has taught us to spit and not swallow
Nice girls know not to use tampons
Judie Gallon doesn't use tampons

Nice girls enjoy a little spliff(spiff) on lunch time
Nice girls enjoy my erection on the school bus
Nice girl's shrink wrap is torn
Family Values have taught us to return her
Nice girls know not to use tampons
Judie Gallon doesn't use tampons