Old Skater Boy Lyrics

He was an old man, she was old too Can I make it anymore obvious? He did ice skating,she liked to play bowls and had a complex about his tight ice rink clothes He wanted her, he was a perv there was a feeling ice skating couldnt serve But old ladys friends played bolws on the grass they hated his tight suit showing off his wrinkly ass He was an old skater boy, she said drop the coustume boy old men dont look good in tights she was into bowls but her heart was stole surely her request about the lycra was right five years from now, she sits at the home a nurse feeding her apple sauce she turns on tv guess who she sees ice skater man on euro sport TV she calles her bolws pal, they bitch behind skaters back she gets over excited almost has a heart attack she waits out side, "the old nursing home" with eggs and some flour to be thrown He was an old skater boy,she said drop the costume boy men dont look good in tights lycra isnt cool he looks like a fool now he's on TV, but shes was right okay it was really quite mean he was only fufilling his dream but I'm with the old skater boy, he still wears the coustume though yeah its embarassing but theres one good thing remember hes very old ice skating pays pretty damn well