One Way Ticket Lyrics

It was a dusty old night

And I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice telling me

I really should cool it

Chewing my face off

Talking absolute rubbish



The first line hit me like a kick in the face

But I better have another one just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

I'm on a one way ticket to hell... and back



One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell...



I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would have been talkative cha... haps

If they'd seen fit to join me for a couple of hits

But now my septum's in tatters and I've still got the runs



It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule

The strangers I'd recruited thought it was rocket fuel

Several massive choking lines of glorious gak

Bought a one way ticket to hell... and back



One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell



Stick it up your fucking nose (Woo hooo)



Holding court, repeating myself except we're getting slightly louder

Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder

Wheels came off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell... and back!



One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell



One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell