Our Cliff Richard Summer Holiday Lyrics

Last time we went on summer holiday
With Cliff Richard and his big red bus
We burned it up and drove it off a cliff
Cause we were bored and drunk as fuck
Then we took the driver out back and smashed his face
With a steel hubcap of a truck
That we stole about two hours ago
Cause we were bored and drunk as fuck

Why don't you drive it off a cliff?
Why don't you drive it off a cliff?
Why don't you drive it off a cliff?
Yeah!

Last time we saw our friend Saint Dane
He was sitting in a musical of the same name
So we took out back and smashed his face
Cause he took something out his mom's purse
Then we took that puss on stage
And the crowd screamed
Shut up, sit down, get down, what now?
As we sang songs of our that one day
When we were bored and drunk as fuck

[Chorus]

Pick it up

Heh!
Heh!

Hyyyyyyaaahhh!!

Heh!
Heh!

[Chorus]