Overfed Lyrics

*This is a parody of Britney Spears's "Overprotected.*

i need..pork..pork
veal
steak..steak
i need..fish
veal
i..need..food.
say hello, give me food, its routine
you love the way i eat, like any other
i need to eat 8 tons, maybe more, every day
cause i dont wanna be like my thin brother

there must be a million ways
for me to gain the pounds and ounces
so i'll gorge everyday
till my thighs dimple in, and my chin does bounces

what am i to do to gain the weight?
eat raw butter sticks, you lardass!
i have hunger that just wont satiate
trust me, you'll gain pounds oh, so fast!
i can't help that im a pig!
cause in my life, i've been so overfed

aint nothing i dont like, i wont eat, that id' refuse
cause everything i eat, tastes so delicious
people tell me girl, you need to stop
why dont you try and eat some fruit?
i tell them get that shit away..its nutritious!

there must be a million ways
for me to gain the pounds and ounces
so i'll gorge everyday
till my thighs dimple in, and my chin does bounces

what am i to do to gain the weight?
eat raw butter sticks, you lardass!
i have hunger that just wont satiate
trust me, you'll gain pounds oh, so fast!
i can't help that im a pig!
cause in my life, i've been so overfed

i need..pork
veal.
i need..steak
give me more!!
i dont need nobody tellin me that its unhealthy
theyre just jealous of my belly!
(i need..)
..do about my skinny knees??
it's..meal..time!
nobodys telling me how many cal'ries
(mmm!)
i'm so fed up with people telling me to be
someone thats skinny.
(fatass!)

what am i to do to gain the weight?
eat raw butter sticks, you lardass!
i have hunger that just wont satiate
trust me, you'll gain pounds oh, so fast!
i can't help that im a pig!
cause in my life, i've been so overfed

i dont need nobody tellin me that its unhealthy
theyre just jealous of my belly!
..do about my skinny knees??
it's..meal..time!
nobodys telling me how many cal'ries
i'm so fed up with people telling me to be
someone thats skinny.

what am i to do to gain the weight?
eat raw butter sticks, you lardass!
i have hunger that just wont satiate
trust me, you'll gain pounds oh, so fast!
i can't help that im a pig!
cause in my life, i've been so..mmm, venison.