Lyrics to Paint That Lady
We lock eyes from across the room
And you say, "Wassup"? (Wassup?)
And I say, "What's up"? (What's up?)
And we know that it's good
Do you want to be my lady? (Lady)
I want to raise your baby (Baby)
My only job is to pleasure you (Lay down)
But first I'm gonna use my thumb to measure you
Know you're dealing with a gentleman when I
Got'a one thing on my mind
Lovely lady wants the gentleman's dick
But first you're getting the acrylic
I'm gonna paint you
With my watercolours (I'm breaking out the watercolours for ya)
We're gonna have sex (Very, very good sex)
But not just yet (Why's that?)
First, I gotta paint you (You gotta paint that lady)
It's an aphrodisiac, girl
Get the Monet like Leo Da Vinci
I paint your clam like a Botticelli
Before I let you get a whiff of this dick
I get to painting and I make it erotic
You can be my Rose and I can be your Jack but we're
Not on a boat, we are out the back of my
Mother's house (In a granny flat)
But the sexual tension is still Titanic
I can't wait to please you when I'm finished painting you in about five hours
Hour three and you move your head slightly to the left, well
I think I better start again
Hour eight and the sun's coming up and the light has changed so
I think I better start again
The sexual tension has been greatly magnified
By this twelve hour Bob Ross Joy Ride
I made you wait, now I know what you want
And I'ma give it to you, baby
I'm going to do you (Oh, yeah?)
I'm gonna do you (Oh, yeah!)
What if I do you (Yeah, yeah!)
With my charcoal (Wait, what are y-)
I'm gonna paint you
With my charcoal (I'm breaking out the charcoal for yo)
I wanna have sex, definitely tonight
But first I wanna get your head right
I'm gonna paint you (You gotta paint that lady)
I'm definitely not stalling for time
No I'm definitely not definitely not no
(You gotta paint that lady) I'm not stalling for time I really do want to have sex
(You gotta paint that lady) I'm not st-t-t-talling
I'm not st-t-t-t-t-t-talling-a
(You gotta paint that lady) If I was stalling you would know that I was stalling
Because I'm bad at stalling
I actually have to be up quite early in the morning
(You gotta paint that lady)
And you say, "Wassup"? (Wassup?)
And I say, "What's up"? (What's up?)
And we know that it's good
Do you want to be my lady? (Lady)
I want to raise your baby (Baby)
My only job is to pleasure you (Lay down)
But first I'm gonna use my thumb to measure you
Know you're dealing with a gentleman when I
Got'a one thing on my mind
Lovely lady wants the gentleman's dick
But first you're getting the acrylic
I'm gonna paint you
With my watercolours (I'm breaking out the watercolours for ya)
We're gonna have sex (Very, very good sex)
But not just yet (Why's that?)
First, I gotta paint you (You gotta paint that lady)
It's an aphrodisiac, girl
Get the Monet like Leo Da Vinci
I paint your clam like a Botticelli
Before I let you get a whiff of this dick
I get to painting and I make it erotic
You can be my Rose and I can be your Jack but we're
Not on a boat, we are out the back of my
Mother's house (In a granny flat)
But the sexual tension is still Titanic
I can't wait to please you when I'm finished painting you in about five hours
Hour three and you move your head slightly to the left, well
I think I better start again
Hour eight and the sun's coming up and the light has changed so
I think I better start again
The sexual tension has been greatly magnified
By this twelve hour Bob Ross Joy Ride
I made you wait, now I know what you want
And I'ma give it to you, baby
I'm going to do you (Oh, yeah?)
I'm gonna do you (Oh, yeah!)
What if I do you (Yeah, yeah!)
With my charcoal (Wait, what are y-)
I'm gonna paint you
With my charcoal (I'm breaking out the charcoal for yo)
I wanna have sex, definitely tonight
But first I wanna get your head right
I'm gonna paint you (You gotta paint that lady)
I'm definitely not stalling for time
No I'm definitely not definitely not no
(You gotta paint that lady) I'm not stalling for time I really do want to have sex
(You gotta paint that lady) I'm not st-t-t-talling
I'm not st-t-t-t-t-t-talling-a
(You gotta paint that lady) If I was stalling you would know that I was stalling
Because I'm bad at stalling
I actually have to be up quite early in the morning
(You gotta paint that lady)
