Penetration Lyrics

Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends
you only think you did
yeah I could of sworn I saw it too
but as it turns out
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes

Cause if it isn't making dollars
then it isn't making sense
if you aren't moving units
then you're not worth the expense
if you really want to make it
you had best remember this
if it isn't penetration
then it isn't worth a kiss

We're sorry sir
But you did not quite make the cut this time
We would appreciate it if you cleared your stuff on out by five

Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective
Cause if it isn't making dollars
then it isn't making sense
if you are not moving units
then you're not worth the expense
if you really want to make it
you had best remember this
if it isn't penetration
then it isn't worth a kiss
Indian Summer

The ultra violet rays are washing over all the boys and girls
As their moms lay tanning by the pool
Oh look their dads are arriving home
All the children hug his neck
Unaware of their inheritance

All the experts say you ought to start them young
That way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum

God bless the Indian summer
God bless the Indian summer
God bless the Indian summer

Don't you just love the sun?
Doesn't it make you feel good, all over?
It's my pleasure to announce
In conjunction with the fed
And my recent popularity

Thanks in part to mother nature
It will never rain again
It should do wonders for the GNP

If you're just joining us now
You missed a brilliant speech
We go now live in the streets
To find out what the voters think
These words are miracle
I just now bought a brand new car

God bless the Indian summer
God bless the Indian summer
God bless the Indian summer