Pete's Song Lyrics

I met her at the grocery store,
she looked like a fucking whore.
She said "If you've got the cash,
would you blast me in the ass?"

I came in your mom,
I nut in her ass.
Sorry, I'm your dad.
I came in your mom.

I met her at the church,
she administered a cavity search.
I met her after lunch,
I gave her the donkey punch.

I came in your mom,
I nut in her ass.
Sorry, I'm your dad.
I came in your mom.

So children, if you've got the time,
pay attention to my words and rhyme:
While you're out at the prom,
I'll be out back, fucking your mom.

I came in your mom,
I nut in her ass.
Sorry, I'm your dad.
I came in your mom.

(One and a half
inches of Pete!)