Pickles And Gin Lyrics

Ann is angry
Bob is bad
Helen is hateful
Sam is sad
I'm in love
And love is bliss
How many times do we kiss?

One, two, three, four
Maybe yes and maybe no
Five, six, seven, eight

Ann's still angry
Bob's still pissed
Helen's still hateful
and Sam's still missed
I'm in love
And love is sad
how many times have you had it bad?

One, two, three, four
maybe yes but maybe no
five, six, seven, eight
maybe yes but maybe so

Everything is pickles and gin
Everything is how it's always been
Everything is bounce back sin
Everything is

Neve fell into a river
Pam cried herself a stream
Brian sewed himself a corset
Won't you help me count the seams?

One, two, three, four
Maybe yes but maybe no
Five, six, seven, eight
Maybe yes but maybe

Everything is pickles and gin
Everything is how it's always been
Everything is a trumped up sin
Everything is, uh-

How do you like the weather, girls?
We're all in this together, girls.

How do you like the weather, boys?
Maybe yes and maybe no
Maybe yes but maybe so
Maybe yes and maybe so

Everything is pickles and gin
Everything is how it's always been
It's all a horseback sin
Everything is pickles and gin
Everything is how it's always been
It's just a trumped up sin

Maybe yes and maybe no
I know a boy who is double jointed
Maybe yes but maybe so
He gave me a kiss but I was disappointed
That's not what she told me so
He gave me another to match the other
Maybe yes but but definitely no