Pittsburgh Makes Me Drunk Lyrics

Memphis made the rockabilly famous
Chicago's got a lonely wind that blows
Out in California they're making movies
and all the girls are taking off their clothes
Manhattan is an island that won't sleep
and Atlanta's just a memory in my mind
But often I find myself in Pennsylvania
where drinking beer is a productive waste of time

Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains.

Seattle is rather fond of flannel
Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat
Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
but Las Vegas is too far away for me
Philadelphia's full of jerks and assholes
Florida's where they all will move to die
But I'll be getting drunk for seven dollars
In a classy little joint on the Southside

Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains

And Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains

Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains