PRESIDENTS ' DAY Lyrics

We got through Christmas and Thanksgiving too Halloween wasn't hard - you don't have to be you But it's there on the calendar just a few days away The date I dread in Feb. is Presidents' Day Sent out some Valentines - and I got back a few This month has 29 days "whoopdeedoo!" I'm not even religious but I'm gonna pray That this year we make it through Presidents' Day George was the first one - Abe was the best Libraries and airports named after the rest But this year I'm queasy about Presidents' Day For there's been more than one George I'm sorry to say In the paper it says there's a sale and you know It's "10% off" so we all oughta go Get us a good deal the American way But my country's a mystery on Presidents' Day You sure gotta wonder what these guys are for With their tax cuts and their budgets... how they took us to war Gotta love a long weekend - sure that's safe to say But for me it's Blue Monday on Presidents' Day George was the father - Abe set 'em free That's the reason that he got shot obviously And November is coming and the 2nd's the day Please no more of George is all I have to say And Christmas is coming and Thanksgiving too And I'll be 58 - yeah it's sad but it's true And next year at this time I sure hope I can say I feel a lot better about Presidents' Day (with no George in the White House - Oh Happy Day!)