Pretty on the Inside Lyrics

You're really nice
You're great to talk to, always got advice
You're really neat
You've got a top shelf personality

You make me laugh
You've got a focused career path
You like to read
You're really smart, you're even smarter than me

You're pretty on the inside
And that's better than not pretty at all
You're pretty on the inside
Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy

You're never late
You're punctual but I can't concentrate
'Cause your friend is hot and you're really not
Now I'll have my ninth shot from talking to you
And what would you do if I was ugly as you
You'd probably be talking to my friend too
Perhaps you could send a good word to your friend
'Cause that's the sort of thing you people do

You're pretty on the inside
And that's better than not pretty at all
You're pretty on the inside
Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy

You're really sweet ...on paper
You're the kind of girl I'd like to meet
But look at your face, it's a disgrace
You're ass is falling out all over the place
May I recommend having less hot friends
Who'll loan you some cash to lose the mustache
they'll make you look great in a comparative state
but don't let anyone tell you that you're not

Pretty on the inside
'Cause that's better than not pretty at all.
You're pretty on the inside
too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy

You're pretty on the inside
And that's better than not pretty at all
You're pretty on the inside
Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy