Pro-Catastrophe Lyrics

I do believe it's coming
Don't dread it's approach
The only preference I might have
Is that I hope to see it
It could start with an invasion
Or maybe a creeping flood
The bomb's so boring
I wanna see some blood
There'll be people in the streets
I mean the ones that live in houses
I wanna see 'em screaming
"Holy mother, sweet Jesus"
I may seem a bit morbid
But you totally can't deny
'cause when it hits I'll be laughing
And you'll just start to... cry
Young, old, and middle aged
Domesticated creatures as well
There are other ways to look at this
Than a state of living hell
As your friends, relatives, and acquaintances
Perish in catastrophe
Just think of it as the best movie
You'll ever hope to see
It's got action, violence
Few rapes in there too
Starvation-- whole nations
And it's all for me and you
It's got everything you wanted
Plus admission is free
There's only one catch--
It's compulsory