Protect Your Bum De De Bum Lyrics

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you catch it won't go away

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you want to live for another day.



A gay Zulu in the jungle was feeling rather randy,

And he came across a monkey doing nowt.

It's a fact that all cannibals like sex with animals

So he fucked it there was no-one else about.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you catch it won't go away

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you want to live for another day.



It's not clap or gonorrhoea , it just doesn't affect a queer,

if you take it up the arse watch out,

Keep your gob of his knob or your gums of his plums,

Cos this is what aids is about.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you catch it won't go away

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you want to live for another day.



Don't be silly with your willy, don't worry have a curry,

It will show you what your arse holes for,

It's not flu or measles, it's a maggot in a faggot,

And it always makes your dick red raw.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you catch it won't go away

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you want to live for another day.



Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

Your Bum De De Bum today,

If you don't protect your Bum De De Bum

It will rot and fade away.

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you catch it won't go away

Protect your Bum De De Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum,

If you want to live for another day