Radio Lyrics

Well I went downtown
the other night to see what i could find
I saw you there-
you looked at me as if you'd thought i'd died
Your cheeks turned bright red,
As the next thing that you said was,
"Hey sexy thing, can i have your children?"
You had a leather skirt and a raver chick shirt
Set to entice- one in a million
I tried to be sincere
But that's not happening this year

My song's on the radio and
I gotta get through to you
But you're so far away
I need this today
I finally made it to the top ten and
Don't give a shit about your opinion
Negativity is the last thing that we need in the ska scene

Saturday night,
Big pimpin' at a party with industry types
Everyone was there
Dan Akroyd tried to sneak in once or twice
I think somebody spiked the punch,
Because I threw up all my lunch.
What ever happened to Punk Rock sXe?
As soon as I was done
I was ready for some fun
So I took off my pants and danced on the ledge
I kissed Britney Spears
And she's experienced for her years

Apparantly the new sensation,
Inspired by mass inspiration
I do what feels right
An overnight success,
A one hit wonder is what they tell me
I don't care- this is my life.