Radio Sucks Lyrics

hey, it's the bald man, and i'm here to tell you why the new limp bizkit album's so important. that's because cds like this will spare you from all the chart-toppin', teenie-boppin', disposaable, happy horse shit that brings up the bile from my back of my neck. i have no time or tolerance for all shitty wack acts like that. i wouldn't piss on their cds to put out a fire. and i'm tired off all those lame-ass, tame-ass, pre-fabricated, sorry excuses for singers and musicians who don't even write their own songs. what the world needs now is a musical revolution. we need some rock, we need somethin' ass-boss. we need something with substance, with depth, somethin' with soul, some edge, some passion, some power. shit, if it's gonna be mellow, fuck, man, it better have somethin', it better mean somethin'. i'm tellin' you, you gotta hit 'em with somethin' hard. you gotta stick 'em with somethin' limp, like limp bizkit. i'm fuckin' tired of this shit that i'm hearin' on the radio. radio sucks. the same fuckin' songs over and over again, all the weak ones, all that disposable crap that isn't gonna matter in three months, it's just shit. (hey, matt, calm down.) it's crap, fred. fred, i'm tellin' you, there's nothin' but shit goin' on and we need some new music. (but, well, what about limp bizkit?) limp bizkit is fuckin' cool, the new record's great, but fuck all that other shit. i'm so sick of all that weak shit that's takin' space on the charts. (hey. matt, calm down, man.) fuck this shit, i'm outta here. (fuck, dude. fuckin' pinfield is pissed. oh man, i gotta go find that bald bastard. hey matt.)