Lyrics to Really Bad Kisser
He took me out on a Tuesday
It was a really great first date
We had that mind-blowing chemistry
I'm talking kind that makes your knees weak (Uh-uh)
He was a good conversation
That Ivy League education
Imagine my frustration
'Cause when he leaned in, planted one on my lips
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one
In my head, I loved his mama and was besties with his sister
After the first one, I was done, done
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?
We were out dancing, having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girls, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser
He had a football scholarship
Girl, he could make me his bench press
He had them big Angelina lips
Thought I was 'bout to be impressed (Not stressed)
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one
In my head, I loved his mama and was besties with his sister
After the first one, I was done, done
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?
We were out dancing, having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girls, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser (Uh)
He bit my tongue
He licked my face
I know he's young
But for heaven's sake
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
It's not open for negotiation
Maybe he'll get lucky, find a match on Tinder
But I'm not a contender, he's a really bad
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?
We were out dancing, having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing Twister
Girls, here's the kicker, he's a really, really, really, really, really bad kisser
Why'd he have to go and be
A really bad kisser?
A really, really, really bad
Bad kisser
It was a really great first date
We had that mind-blowing chemistry
I'm talking kind that makes your knees weak (Uh-uh)
He was a good conversation
That Ivy League education
Imagine my frustration
'Cause when he leaned in, planted one on my lips
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one
In my head, I loved his mama and was besties with his sister
After the first one, I was done, done
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?
We were out dancing, having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girls, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser
He had a football scholarship
Girl, he could make me his bench press
He had them big Angelina lips
Thought I was 'bout to be impressed (Not stressed)
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one
In my head, I loved his mama and was besties with his sister
After the first one, I was done, done
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?
We were out dancing, having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girls, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser (Uh)
He bit my tongue
He licked my face
I know he's young
But for heaven's sake
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
It's not open for negotiation
Maybe he'll get lucky, find a match on Tinder
But I'm not a contender, he's a really bad
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?
We were out dancing, having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing Twister
Girls, here's the kicker, he's a really, really, really, really, really bad kisser
Why'd he have to go and be
A really bad kisser?
A really, really, really bad
Bad kisser
