Red Hot Tugboat Lyrics

I've got a lot of nice things to say to you
I've got a lot of nice things to do to you
I've got a knife in my dresser drawer
I've got a loaded revolver held close to my heart
I appreciate your honesty
I appreciate all the fault thay you have pointed out to me
Let's get that knife and carve out my eyes
Let's get that gun and shoot everyone inside
Until there is no one left to hide

I got a nursing degree in the mountains
While you where off serving a seven year sentence
And I still don't have an ounce of pity for you and that bastard you claim is half mine
Red hot tugboat
R-E-D H-O-T tugboat
Pushing a container ship filled to the brim with ammunition set to explode underneath the most beautiful bridge in the bay
Well I got bright tan lines
And your face is blistered from playing golf all the live-long day
And I got so drunk off a rum cake from the trash
And you got layed more than I'd like to admit
Waves crash as the crabs scurry from their
Escape hatch while the fireworks rain in
And then you laugh as they flaunt their claws
And then I laugh cause I've tripped you again
Or so you would have me believe