Reincarnation Lyrics

I hear when you die after burial You have to come back as an insect or animal I hear when you die after burial You have to come back as an insect or animal Well if it?s so I don?t want to be a monkey a goat, a sheep A mule or donkey My brother say that he will come back a hog Not Harry I think I?ll be a bed bug And I will bite them fat people harder Than a hot dog or a Hamburger But if you?re skinny there?s no cause for fright It?s only all the fat ones I?m going to bite You must believe me when I confess I be a different bed bug from all of the rest I biting no ordinary people They have to be quite social and respectable Such as big time doctors and Ministers, Head of States And other world figures And when I bite them friends I?m going out and pose Calling myself King bed-bug the first And when I eat up all I can chew I?m going to look for something useful to do At the united nations I?ll make a start Checking on the Delegates that take a part If I see anyone try to sabotage By word or deed in the world at large I sharpen up my teeth like a razorblade Bray back on my hunches and make a raid And I will bite them delegates harder Than a hotdog or a hamburger But if you?re skinny there?s no cause for fright It?s only all the fat ones I?m goin? to bite