Rick's As Cool As A Popsicle Lyrics

caitlin has epilepsy
she is very serious
and her boyfriend killed himself
after getting her arrested

rick loves her anyway
cos rick's as cool as a popsicle!

rick's awesome because he's honest
he's so small!
yet he wears such large t-shirts
rick's as cool as a popsicle

kathleen's mums an alcoholic
and her boyfriend beats her
she takes drugs
and has an eating disorder

rick walked kathleen home from school
cos rick's as cool as a popsicle!

rick's awesome because he's honest
he's so small!
yet he wears such large t-shirts
rick's as cool as a popsicle