Right Said Fred Lyrics

Right said Fred Both of us together One each end and steady as we go Tried to shift it Couldn't even lift it We was getting nowhere And so We Had a cup of tea and Right said Fred Give a shout to Charlie Up comes Charlie from the floor below After straining Heaving and complaining We was getting nowhere And so We Had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think and he thought we ought To take off all the handles And the things wot held the candles But it did no good Well I never thought it would Oh Right said Fred Have to take the feet off To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo Took its feet off Even took the seat off Should have got us somewhere but no! So Fred said let's have another cup of tea And we said Right-o Oh Right said Fred Have to take the door off Need more space to shift the so-and-so Had bad twinges Taking off the hinges And it got us nowhere And so We Had a cup of tea and Right said Fred Have to take the wall down That there wall is gonna have to go Took the wall down Even with it all down We was getting nowhere And so We Had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think and he said look Fred I've got a sort of feeling If we remove the ceiling With a rope or two We could drop the blighter through Oh Right said Fred Climbing up a ladder With his crowbar gave a mighty blow Was he in trouble Half a ton of rubble Landed on the top of his dome! So Charlie and me had another cup of tea And then we Went home Spoken: I said to Charlie, we'll just have to leave it standing on the landing, that's all. You see the trouble with Fred is, he's... he's too hasty. Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty.