Robocop Vs The Terminator Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ROBOCOP!
VERSUS!
THE TERMINATOR!
BEGIN!

Robocop:
Freeze! I suggest you use your right to remain silent
Before I show your Gobot ass some Detroit violence
Im like an X-Wing commander 'cause I stay on target
I take over these streets like im a farmers market
I wonder where the Cyberdine research went
That they couldnt fix your funky Hanz and Franz accent
They sent you back to kill a child but he's defeating you still?
They should have made a time traveling morning after pill
When i didnt think i had any feelings left inside me
But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3
Im robocop and I got the flow
To beat roided out C3PO
I got the mic control like Alt Delete
Your move, creep!

Terminator
Wrong! I have dtailed files the conclusion of your trilogy
That movie failed Detroit more than the automotive industry
I am T-800 Cyberdine systems model 101
And ill be sweepign up your robo-bits like paperclips when im done!
My rapping attack is a massive dispatch
Of bazookas and GATS and Grenades!
That rapidly bases your brains
and dismantles that tiny pea shooter that fits in your leg!
We're not the same! You peel away! My perfect skin you find supercomputers
You look like Krang wearing a cold press juicer!
They left off your balls when your suit was created
I still love you alex! BULLSHIT your sex life is terminated!
Based on my detailed analysis on the lyrical structures of Battle raps
Its time for your next shit verse: And then ill be back!

Robocop:
You dont know love, you dont know honor
You only know a programmed robot boner for John Connor
OCP Gave me the skills to wreck this
I can't help it if im fresh: its my Prime Directive

Terminator:
Ill punch through your face-hole and rip out your vocal cords!
Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge!

Robocop:
Nice try, but im too quick on the draw
What can go wrong for you will, creep: Murphy's Law

Terminator:
Chill out, Dickwad.Your emotions are wrecking your flow
I couldnt find a decent rhyme in your lines if I was in search mode
You're too slow, i blow more steam through machines than a Barista
Its Judgement Day, baby! Hasta La Vista!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
*Morphs into silver liquid and then a terminator*
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!