Rock me Sexy Jesus Lyrics

He's totally the man
The man with the plan
He travelled through time in an awesome custom van

Moralisticly, he taught us to be good
How to set our souls free
And do all the shit we should

Now we do the right deed, we go to church and such
And we stopped smoking weed- well, at least not as much

And we can't forget to mention the golden rule:

Do unto others as you would have them

Slam-Bam- Spank you ma'am!
Do unto you!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

He lays down science, really blows my mind
But he's also got abs that transcend space and time

He's the son of God and I think that's cool
But he's got a swimmer's bod like nobody do!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
[x1]

Immaculate conception really makes my day
But the dude's got lats that make me feel gay

Turn the other cheek's really showing class
But I really think it's sexy when he kick's Satan's ass
(Kick's Satan's ass)

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
[x2]

Jesus H. Christ!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
His moralistic ways totally ease us
His zen-zing-zang is gonna appease us

Rock me, rock me, Rock me sexy Jesus
His holiest of ways ain't never gonna leave us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

All night long

All night long

Yeah, yeah, yeah

All night long