Roller Coaster Train Lyrics

I live in the city, I travel on the subway
That's how I get around usually once or twice a day
It can be kinda dull 'til one day that all changed
When I was a-ridin' on a roller coaster train

I don't know quite what happened, but somethin' surely did
The businessman beside me and his coffee flipped its lid
Normal operations just went right down the drain
When I was a-ridin' on a roller coaster train

Normally the subway just goes straight ahead
But that day it went side to side and around it quickly sped
Suitcases were flyin', they came down like the rain
When I was a-ridin' on a roller coaster train

It was not a good day to be eatin' chicken soup
'Cause that train went up and it went down, then it did a loop
I swear to you that mornin' was really quite insane
When I was a-ridin' on a roller coaster train

First it turned a corner, then it turned around
Next thing we all knew we were upside down
Someone's groceries were airborne, out flew a candy cane
When I was a-ridin' on a roller coaster train

I had coffee on my pants, chicken soup upon my cheek
By the time the subway stopped I felt just a little weak
And there was a woozy feelin' somewhere in my brain
When I finally got off of that roller coaster train