Roy Jordan And Ed Morgan Lyrics

Roy Jordan and Ed Morgan were two good old boys from my home town They were good boys, not so old boys You really couldn't say they'd been around When it came to race, creed, color, gender orientation and endangered species I guess you really couldn't say they'd made the scene In fact they were liable to escort you to the edge of town For wearin' the wrong color jeans One night down at the bar they chanced to meet A representative from some subcommittee of the U.N. Who introduced them to a couple of her friends, took 'em on a trip around the world, and later on brought 'em back again. Roy Jordan and Ed Morgan moved into two houses down the road Just to the left and right of mine but I don't mind Long as they keep it up to code Roy Jordan and Ed Morgan had no sooner gotten out of bed Than there were three blonde Moslems, two Peruvian PhD's And funny ideas gettin' into their heads Roy Jordan and Ed Morgan went down to the corner store Roy Jordan and Ed Morgan really couldn't know what was in store 'Cause there there was a Micronesian' workin on a macroprogram For a list of all the famous gays in history when suddenly a space ship came on by And took 'em to another planet where there was no corner store And they really had to wonder why Well there was no corners 'cause there was no straight streets and no straight people, well maybe just a few And I guess you'd have to say they were treated rather well And there was John & Yoko & Boy George & Madonna & 9" Nails and Ice T and Wu Tang And Jews and stuff and even Arabs too And then Jesus came along and he was a Rubenesque black lesbian And they really didn't know what to do Roy Jordan and Ed Morgan were two good old boys from my home town They were good boys, gettin' to be old boys I guess you could say they were gettin' around One night down at the bar they chanced to meet A man who was just this far short of bein' a mensch Who thought he knew whereof he spew So Roy said boy, get a dimension! So one night down at the bar if you chance to meet a man Who's fit to be fenced Tell him you're married to a Gay Black Jewish Puerto Rican And see if he can figure out which part he's against