S. Choir Lyrics

oh yes i wanna be a lawyer
so justice will bow down to me
you say you got hit by a car
well sue the whole car industry
i gotta make me a buck
fuck that i gotta make me a million
were gonna drag this whole thing out
and make the taxpayer foot the bill


legal system casualties
are usually regular people
the plaintif and defendant lose
the lawyers win and winner takes all


you say you missed the bus
so you were late and you lost your job
i smell a big one here
youll never have to work again
no we wont settle out of court
were gonna hit em for the pain and suffering
were gonna send you to my shrink
wholl say youve got emotional scars


legal system casualties
are usually regular people
the plaintif and defendant lose
the lawyers win and winner takes all


oh yes i wanna be a lawyer
its really what i wanna be
rather be a dick than a pussy
a lawyers the life for me



this brief is way too thin
lets supoena a hundred witnesses
no they didnt have to be there
they just gotta be experts at something
well wipe the calendar clean
just write lawsuit on the whole damn thing
forget about my fee for now
you can pay me when i win


tell me how these fucking jerks
are worth two hundred dollars an hour
pack my ass to harvard law school
im doing that from now on


oh yes i wanna be a lawyer
its really what i wanna be
rather be a dick than a pussy
a lawyers the life for me